Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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