Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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