What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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