At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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