How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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