Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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