i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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