I heard we made out
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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