The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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