You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Please don't give away my fajitas
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
