For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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