Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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