Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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