butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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