this just has baby written all over it
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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