The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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