The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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