oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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