I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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