I can feel you judging me through the phone.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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