so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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