i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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