do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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