Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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