singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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