even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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