He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We smell like vodka and hangover
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