She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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