i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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