My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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