His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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