oh god the rape fog is back!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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