"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
The uberlube is also flammable
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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