what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just blew my weed a kiss
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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