If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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