I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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