I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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