Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The air taste purple.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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