Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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