You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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