matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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