It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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