i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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