I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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