he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Randomize
