Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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