Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
