we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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