508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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