what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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