like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize