Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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